dog-teeth:

dating musicians ….

duckdotcom:

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

gangviolets:

guiltyidealist:

sorry this is the funniest set of images I’ve ever made

astrangersarmory:

walking through manhattan as a young woman type beat

sneef-to-a-snorf-fight:

Omg hiiiii! *regurgitates blood into your mouth because you had a bad hunt and we have a grooming relationship and we’re both girls and also vampire bats* uwu!!

angelicguy:

angelicguy:

at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief

the bong of grief

oscans:

meatflavour:

Hidorah Cat statue by Ginette Lapalme

taahko:

villneuve:

taahko:

villneuve:

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

kirbyofthestars:

kirbyofthestars:

i may not be able to create things very often. but i Am funny. so im an important part of the ecosystem too

being silly requires few to no spoons

gnomedailyquests:

• Scream.

nyanoraptor:

memorycycle:

give a snail a tomato slice and he will munch for an hour. teach a snail where the tomatos grow, teach his snail family, where the tomato truck . they will set an elaborate trap on the highway. oil slick on the highway and swiftly engulfed in snails . ingredients: 1 tomato. chop it and lightly season wjth salt. with salt? this recipe is not for snaals

coughloop:

Surely my smokers lung can parry this viral load, en garde!